doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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