Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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