Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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