doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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