somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
wow bdsm is so cute
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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