Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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