didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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