How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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