i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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