Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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