I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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