Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
