the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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