im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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