So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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