I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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