it was like his penis was on wheels.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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