what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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