I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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