I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he thought i was a dude.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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