dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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