Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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