I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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