i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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