If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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