the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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