she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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