Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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