I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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