Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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