i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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