Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You need Xanax blowdarts
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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