i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
