love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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