I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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