How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
