Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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