you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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