People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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