They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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