hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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