so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I think my moral compass just broke
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