i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
