i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
