It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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