Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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