He uses pillows to masturbate.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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