Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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