So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He passed out mid-signature
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
