how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize
