It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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